Are you ever so aware of how terribly incorrigible you are that you can't help but laugh? Sometimes when I hear songs about people that have been wronged and are really pissed about it (i.e. Demi Lovato's "I Really Don't Care". Clearly, she really does care quite a bit.), I think about several people who could be listening to that song at precisely the same time. The only difference is that they're probably spitting the words and thinking about me and I'm quietly singing along and sort of giggling. Not that being cruel gives me joy, because it doesn't. I'm not evil. I've just learned to laugh at my flaws. Sometimes I say and do really awful things, even to people I like, without offering much more than a shrug in place of an apology. You know all those girls that always complain about 'I hate putting in 110%, and only getting like 20% back' first of all, that doesn't make any sense. Second of all, they probably don't like you and that's why you're getting some weird, irrational percentage. Anyways, I'm usually putting in the 20% except it's not because I don't like them. I do it to my friends all the time and some get touchy but most just get over it. I'm starting to laugh because I'm acting like I'm this huge hotshot that everyone wants to be their friend when the truth is that probably no one cares if I feel like hanging out with them or not. Regardless, if you want to be my friend then I guess you'll feel that way whether it's reciprocated or not, so by all means, try.
I dare you.
